Name: Relento
Description: Ex Navy Seal who is finding it hard to adjust in life after the military. Works for Velcro Val @ sound as pound records, but often moonlighting on other security projects such as self defense instructor and best known for organising those people in the streets that stop you and ask for your donation. Oh yes very organised and pushy aren't they just like a gang all thanks to Relento!
Catch phrase(s):Get out of my face before i give you some SPACE

Computer Love
Name:Chip North bridge
Description:A man who loves computers more than he should, bordering on crazy with his intimate connection on computer hardware
Catch phrase(s):DON'T TOUCH ME

Hammer time
Name: Hip Hop Santa
Description:Santa Claus gone, This guy cant accept that he only works on day out of the whole year, but still works overtime outside of the Christmas season. Entertaining his stunned public with raunchy hip hop dancing and poor Christmas spirit.
Catch phrase(s): Always cares Always comes;

Sound As a Pound Records
Name:Velco Val (CEO)
Description: 90's record executive who wont retire from the game and still parades around in his crushed shell suit, draped in gold n bling with sovereigns on each finger. Still walks around with the first mobile phone that's attached to a brief case size battery.
Catch phrase(s): Im soo hot right now.

African Connection
Name:Chief Walkin Talkinz
Description:African Chief who expects every country he visits to treat him like Chief he is back home. A love able charcter who is misunderstood but yet so funny and naive to be around!
Catch phrase(s):Son of a bowfroat; I will dismantle your BUTTOCKS; Yes and What!

Preacher Man
Name: Pastor P Roy the third
Description:Flamboyant preacher man who puts on a good show, but is more materialistic than the Lord would allow. Come on does he really need a mink coat and bling to perform his sermons? LOL
Catch phrase(s): Cash back is the devil.

80's Fitness Guru
Name: Lowse Vandi Howsen
Description: This guy is stuck in the 80's and refuses to let it go! He was a the best dance choreographer in the eightes, fastforward to present day and Lowse is still teaching the same crazy dance moves to boy bands and girl groups.
Catch phrase(s): Do it hard Do it good; Love to let your loving down darling