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07/09/06

Ok this blog is action Packed

so take some time out to read it and chill

whether your a meat eater vegetarian or crack head

this will make you laugh till you cry!

so lets begin then shall we!

I love food more than SEX hmmm maybe both @ the same time then LOL

normally Im not to bothered about queuing up for night clubs the cinema or even the Theatre.

 

Yes the Theatre can be GANGSTA, just depends on what you see.

And for those funny people out there I don't go to the Ballet or am I an extra there LOL.

 

I met up in central London with a young Lady friend ;0) For a nice meal and a conversation,

So as we near the restaurant I see a big crowd of people outside a pub next to the restaurant

We stopped just in front of the crowd of people, and I asked her why are we waiting hear

 

To which she laughed, this is the que!

What! What! What!

OOOOOhh I've seen it all now, you have to que up to eat in London these days!

Next there will be a guest list where you can eat chicken and lobster!

Because the normally people aren't allowed it.

At this rate I thought I'd have to pay to use the cutlery and cook the food myself!

BUT! I cant lie the food was ALL GOOD.COM LOL

Where is this place? I here you ask me?

NO NO NO is my reply

Its not about queuing up for longer periods of time! LOL

 

WE ARE URBAN AND NOT AFRAID TO SHOW IT!

Everybody has rhythm YES its true

whether or not you've got good timing is another matter?

I've seen some scary dances in my time believe me.

Which brings me to my 1st clip LOL

Have a look @ my cousin doing a quick 1-2 step dance! (VIDEO SOON UPLOADED BE TO)

What move did he do towards the end LOL

It looked like a bloody crab on CRACK!

PLEASE NOTE I DONT KNOW HOW LONG THESE VIDEOS WILL BE HERE

AS WHEN THE RELEVANT PARTIES FIND OUT!

IM OFF TO A WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAMME!!!!!

NOW some or more of us love a drink or three or five or ten LOL

But have you ever tried to a conversation with tipsy/drunk person?

All I asked my cousin was is there any more SuperMalt in the Fridge?

He replied with this

Haaaaaaaaa What the heck was that LOL

Some people are shy to dance, some people just 1-2 step

But then you've got superstars like me who explode with crazy dance moves and rhythm!

I have to introduce this guy to you all!

For legal reasons we will call him DEMON MOUTH ;0)

On the way to a night club watch how he warms up, so he can SHOCK out!(VIDEO UPLOADED BE TO SOON!!!)

Is there a video of me you ask, Yes there is, Will you see it hell No

Unless you've got 4 trays of SuperMalt for me!

 

Thanks for reading! PEACE!

 

Naked Feet Part II

It must be some sort of sick joke PEOPLE!

Lighting is not meat to strike twice in the same PLACE!

The odds or that are a Ka-Billionz to one! LOL

I'm on the bus back from the west end, its been a long morning and I'm tired so I close my eyes.

But what happens, I start to smell that smell again !

One that I've smelt before! One that makes my skin crawl and my face look like I'm sucking lemons thru my nostrils!

I open my eyes and look around to see a guy in the corner of the bus with his (NAKED!)feet on the seat!

And he's flexing them like he's @ his home

Why the heck does this happen to me!

I tried to take a picture on my new phone, only thing was I didn't know how to take the flash OFF!

When the flash went off he looked straight @ me!

I looked straight back at him an said;

Hey did you see that flash? was it you? are you taking a picture of me?

LOL what a reverse!

He said no and started looking around at the rest of the people on the bus.

If you have any crazy pictures along those lines send them to me and maybe we can name and shame these people on the internet LOL

And another thing!

I thought living in London id seen just about every thing!

Uh ah Have a look at this picture of a dog driving a car!

Now look at the way this guy sells a copy of the Issue! Bloody class like LOL

25/08/06

Crip Walk

Firstly I must hand it to you ladies, the way you can walk in shoes that cripple your feet but yet you still hold your head high!

Well I can relate in a MASCULINE type of way! (Don't even laugh!)

I bought a couple of some shoes in week, didn't bother to try them on as my growing days are over at this age! LOL

In the morning the walk to Wimbledon train station was ok shoes were kind of tight, but nothing too worrying.

By the time I got to the platform It was like a baby elephant had been sitting on my FEET!

I slowly got on the train, as I was walking in the train a young lady offered to help me LOL (like im an old aged pensioner, ok so I was moving like on LOL)

The shoes had to come off! I didn't care it was rush hour and all the city workers were around!

My feet where getting crushed!

MY MY MY you should have seen looks I was getting LOL

One guy said to me Am I ok do I need any help or water!

what the hell !

Just cause I've taken my shoes off doesn't mean I'm homeless!

What next they give me a blanket and some chicken soup

Damn its my stop now and there's a long walk to the office from the station

Should I catch a cab hmmm no, should I catch a bus? not gonna happen as no buses go there.

So I'm screwed!

That walk to work was one if the most painful and embarrassing times of my life!

Why? you ask!

My feet where making me walk like a CRACK HEAD!

Picture me in a suit walking like I'm not in control of my legs and making noises every few steps!

when I see someone walking towards me I try to act cool!

BUT IT AINT HAPPENING LOL

When I got to work I looked at the shoe to make sure it was the right size and it was.

But when I put it against my workmates shoe , who is a size 9!

It was a smaller! WDF!

Some Friggin sweatshop worker in Thailand or India somewhere got lazy and marked my shoe up wrong!

So I speant the day walking around the office in my socks!

Thank goodness I wasnt wearing white socks haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

20/08/06

Family Affair

Is it me or has summer come and gone faster than a rabbit on Viagra!

Its a Bloody tease I tell you! I haven't even finished tanning my body LOL

I'm trying to achieve Marmite Brown! (CRACK CRACK CRACK)

A strange occurrence happened over the weekend, me and all of my brothers where @ a family function all @ the same time!

Yup there's another 3 of me LOL , We will multiply the world with little Coleman's LOL

So to mark the occasion we took a rare picture!

Now to those funny people this is not a police line up nor is it footage from crime stoppers or watch dog! LOL

And of course im the good looking one of the bunch LOL

p.s I didn't know the top I was wearing was see thru until, my aunt came up to me and said:

"Why are you showing everybody your big black nipples, put them away I cant eat my food in peace!ahhhhh"

LOL

11/08/06

Theres no stopping Her theres no telling what will happen next!

Let me break it down for you people, this is all about the innocent girl next door

You know the lovely quiet girl next door that you can take home to see your mum...

Well take a look at this sweet and lovely lady called Sena

Sweet isnt she, ahhh i hear you say, yeah i could take her to meet the parents nothing bad about her.....

BUT wait I tell THEE !

This guy was in the club minding his own business untill Sena came along and worked her hidden talents on him!

Just have a look at this mind BLOWING PICTURE......!

Haaaaaaaa that is so crazy!

In my professional term this would be called a Spontaneous Human Combustion!!!

Sena is a great person and funny (im saying this because I work with her and she would kill me :-) heh heh

The Sena pontaneous Human Combustion would never happen to me because I wear White SPEEDO's haaaaaaaaaaaaa

04/08/06

Haaaa What a week and I cant believe some of the things in the news

First of theres the story about the Athletics star Justin Gatlin, for falling not one but two! drugs tests

Youd think after the first positive test you would have quit or called it a day

No No No, He must profess his innocence and then go on to give a reason as to why he tested positive for drugs

And do you want to know what his reason was people, well here goes and this is not from me LOL

He said that he was setup by a masouse, who rubbed the banned drug substance into his legs...!

Come on MAN! didnt you smell it ? Didnt you notice your abnormally muscular legs that just grew over night?

That would be like me getting caught by the police with what would appear to be crack cocaine on my lips!

BUT and i mean BUT if he tried to take me to jail, i would simply use an excuse like Justin Gatlin

And i would say MR OFFICER this is not CRACK on my lips, it is but Oil of Ulay......!

It keeps my skin tight all thru the night.!!!! haaaaa YES & WHAT!!!!!

29/07/06

Im in need of Underground Soul I tell you....!

Why is it that when some people see a massive que @ the club

They think they can ask the same stupid question to the bouncer to avoid queing up

Is this the que for the club?

No its a a Kongo Line on Pause...!

The bouncer promplty replies buy saying this is the que for the club please join the back

And as if buy magic the person doesnt speak english and pretends not to understand what he/she has been told

After what would seem like a staring compettion, the indiviual accepts defeat and does the walk of shame past the que

Crack is all i can say , Just say no to drugs!

I like to say a big thank you to Eleonora Cutaia of Underground Soul

For the great vibe and banging beats that played thru the night

Please keep on doing what you do best :-)

21/07/06

I know fashion but this is NOT it

So designer brands can sometimes make obscure clothing

Like a pink and orange velvelt suit with buckles across the croutch (which is all the rage in Peckham)

But I had to draw the line at this Bastard son of fashion Montrosity

Patrick Cox , Todds and Prad Shoes are all good examples of quality footwear

but im SORRY this is NOT acceptable or safe to wear on public roads

Have a look at this bizzare FOOTWEAR

What would happen if he was to run for a bus and his shoe came loose......!

Who needs wepaons of mass descruction when you have these killer Cloggs of DOOM

14/07/06

Just when i though it was safe to use public transport

I jumpeed on the bus to go home, and as i walked to the end of the bus to sit down

What did I see, but this guy with his dry crusty feet in plain sight for all to see

Have a look at this picture and youll know what im talking about

You those unwritten rules that we have? He broke all of them!

Im going to have to pass this as a bill in the house of parliment

This is NOT ENVIRONMETALY friendly...!

07/07/06

ITS AN EPIDEMIC TELL YOU

So OK when i was in college the word " WEAVE " was a very bad word...!

It was as bad as having a " Jeri Curl " with a Thriller jacket & White socks

Come present day its as acceptable as "open toe sandals with Rhine Stones!

It's all over the world and its not a dirty word no more, its even gone upmarket!

" Micro Weave " is its Posh name for the rich and famous and the crimnial and infamous LOL

But i have to report this Epidemic has gone too FAR now, I hear they have a strand of weave!

There I was walking past a saloon in Chelsea and what did i see advertised in the window

Raccon Weave!

Come on now! First there was Yakki hair then horse hair then human synthetic hair now RACCON Weave!

Now what would happen if you were in a nice remote romantic cottage in the country having a nice time

Then all of a sudden your attacked by some wilder best and the Dead Raccons family...!

What next people What next...!

Calvin Clien Y-Fronts made from 100% BADGER BALLS.......

01/07/06

After four long years my brother has finally finished University!

So we hired a van to go and pick up all his stuff

The journey is normaly 2 hours long, and is very straight forward

So me and my Dad set off as normal same route same usual banter

Nearly 2 hours into our journey see a low flying glider which distraced us for a moment

Now 2 and half hours into the journey i see signs to Birmingham! Which ive never seen before!

I missed my exit, because of a Glider!

Ive come to the conclusion that ive gone to far and im turning back

Being so confident about the route I didnt bring a map!

I call Orange talking pages and ask them to put me thru to the AA Journey planner line

He says no problem Henry here you go, and texts me the numer

The automated voice goes thru some options, so i wait patiently for the route planner number

Press 1 for Membership, 2 for breakdown, 3 for Cancellations, 4 for Lateset alerts,

Im getting really impatiant now as this call is premium rate & the computer voice is sarcasticaly slow!

Press 5 for Jobs, 6 for Feedback, and for Journey planner enquires

" CAN YOU PLEASE VISIT OUR WEBSITE!"

WHAT THE HELL! after all that waiting The AA tells me to visit their website!

If I bloody could would i have called you!

Im on the Bloody motorway in a White VW VAN, I have no bloody Internet connection!

An hour and half later we reach our destination!

Lesson to be learnt from this is "Never be too proud to take an A-Z & to ignore low flying gliders!"

23/06/06

Right so Summer is in full swing now and yes you can tell

Most of the guys are topless with their sun burnt Ribena color tans

Then you get those people trying to get their summer builds on!

Come on its late a little late now! dont you think?

Weetabix a doing a trial where they say you can eat Weetabix with almost anything!

I saw students in one advert eating Weetabix with Yogart and Pears!

Im sorry that is not correct and doesnt even go together!

What will they think of next I wonder?

Weetabix and Crack Cocaine!

16/06/06

So ok ive been jogging for a while now @ the local park. And OK, you get some nice looking women.

But last week I saw this proper fit looking woman in a body hugging sports out fit.

So using the Coleman charm we naturally ended up jogging together, as you do ;-)

@ the end of the jog , I played it cool and said ill see you around yeah. (Cause im a gent like that)

Fast forward to yesterday I see her jogging towards me in the distance.

So very quickly I take off my t-shirt and leave it by the tree, and start jogging in my sports vest whilst tensing my muscles like a muther!!!

She see's me goes Ribena red! and almost trips over LOL (one for the lads)

I say hi and carry on jogging cause im a bad boy like that.

NOW COMES THE CRAZY PART!

When she was out of sight I turned back to go pick up my t shirt

Only to bloody find it's gone, I look around and can see that one of the bloody bums/hobo's that was near the tree is now wearing it!(he was shirtless before!!)

The crack head is spilling bloody SUPER TENNANTS all over my t shirt and himself!

Do I want it back I ask myself?

HELL NO!!!

BLOODY KARMA!

09/06/06

OK so its getting hotter now!

So i decide against my better judgement and were some flip flops outside of my house.

You see ive got this paranoid thing about my feet, i feel that everyone is staring at my feet!

I'd rather be naked than show my feet!

I thought I was over this hang up but im not!

As soon as i got on the bus every body was staring at my feet, no lie even the baby in the pram was pointing at my naked feet.

To top it all of some woman with cork shoes stepped on my pinky toe!

ME OF ALL PEOPLE!

I gave her the PIMP LOOK, and she lowered her head in shame.

Dont think you could pay me enough to wear flip flops on street now!

02/06/06

Went to see Oggie @ his CD single launch party in SOHO!

It was a really nice set up with a great atmosphere!

To top the night of he did a few PA's from his album.

GZ was also there performing with Oggie!

I just hope the industry gives these guys a chance.

26/05/06

So im watching celebrity soccer on TV

They say theyve got a few countries from the world competting

So I see hat they have my home country Ghana is on the team sheet

After waiting nearly 2 hours they kick off, but hold on minute!

Not one of them is Bloomin URBAN, not with names like Rupert Miller, Ryan Bosworth? and Hubert Billingsworth!

Ah well they must have been filling in or something

BUT WAIT? I cant really say anything , can I?

Whats my name!!!!!! LOL

16/05/06

WoW I cant believe it!

Ive got an autograph from one of my heroes!

from none other than MR Carry on himself! Yes Mr Peter Rogers.

This is going to be framed on my wall, man im even more inspired now!

I even sent him one of my comedy dvds i hope he liked it

09/05/06

Ive entered my comdey dvd showreel to the BBC talent website!

recieved confirmation from them a few days ago, so fingers crossed!

As soon as I recieve any information from them I will let you all know :-)

02/05/06

Im now a member of myspace.com! Its great for networking and seeing peoples talent!

Have a look on www.myspace.com/henrycoleman ! You know it makes sense

My comedy sketches are on there to, so far Hip Hop santa has the most hits!

closely followed by our man chip northbridge

26/04/06

Hoping to finish filming my second comedy dvd by the end of June.

I must have refilmed alot of scenes because i wasnt happy with them.

The new characters are so wild and out of this world I love it.

This time round I'm aiming to make it in excess of 7 mins!

Stay tuned for more updates people!

21/04/06

Just read that a new Carry on film is in pre-production!

Currently tittled " Carry on London "

Wow! I am so excited and happy to hear that!

The Carry on series is comedy that is really close to my heart, it makes me cry of laughter!

Sid James is my favourite! He's slick funny and has a great signature laugh as I do!

I would love to be a part of that movie!

That would be one of my dream's come true for me

14/04/06

Ive seen a few trailers for scary movie 4 " the trilogy :-) "

It looks like the usual crazy slapstick humour, will be watching that!

Comedy is comedy good or bad give it a try, whats the worst that could happen?

haaaaaaaa (Evil villan laugh)

07/04/06

Went for an audition @ westbourne studios for an Internet presenting gig.

There was plenty of people as usual some friendly & some ultra pretentious!

Had a nice conversation with candidate no57 , who came all the way from Kent (now thats what i call dedication!)

Didnt make it to the directors as there ran over time and I had a meeting later that day.

I just hope the right people got the job, as there are too many dizzy presenters around these days.

31/03/06

Spring is around the corner and I cant wait!

This cold weather needs to stop, its almost made me stop jogging.

Mind you ive seen a few fellow runners in nothing more that shorts and t-shirts.

Where im fullt padded up gloves wolly hat (and long jons LOL)

Its not about waiting for the summer and then trying to look fit.

Thats not the way forward!

25/03/06

Its my birthday all :-)

Another year and im thankful to God for letting me have another year!

Going out with all of my brothers, we kind of look simular so its always funny when we go out.

Always get the wrong friend to the wrong brother, or the barmaid thinking " he cant be drinking that fast, that quick"

Next year is the big big one, i thinkg Las Vegas would be nice to visit.

I wonder if they take Giro? LOL

17/03/06

Been a celebrity has lost its shine of late, with so many reality shows and maufactured rubbish.

I find it bloody frustrating to watch the tv with these so called celebrity rejects.

It hinders people with true talent trying to break through, but i know the public is more inteligent than that.

They will have to change their game if they want loyal veiwers in the masses!!!

(But i still know your going to watch big brother 7!) LOL

10/03/06

I was with my brother in the studio whilst he was making a track.

Music is not as easy as you think, long hours the pressure to get it right & the groupies? (hmmm ill take two please)

My brothers site is www.controversyworld.com , let me know what you think.

The websites been recently updated.

03/03/06

Ahh its my birthday this month, cant believe im getting close to the big three o!

I better get those bottox shots in nice and early.

24/02/06

Here I am walking through the park and i see what looks like a big rat on a leash!

No im not on crack or some super strong experimental NHS medication

As i got cloaser i asked the man what it was?

He replied in his American accent its a Ferret!

So he was taking his ferret for a walk in the park.

Now ive seen it all, what next badgers and raccons?

Ahh but some peole do that already, only thing is they wear them around their neck or as a coat!

17/02/06

Monkey Magic is back!

I cant believe it, Fuji Broadcasting in Japan has already started filiming the new monkey magic show!

It does have an all new cast but the producers say they will remain true to the original, but with more bang for the buck.

I cant wait for this to be screened, word is it that a British company will be broadcasting it over here!

I read this article in the Times news paper.

10/02/06

The Ghetto blaster is back!!! Oh its so true believe me

On the busses these days young kids and teenagers are playing music on their phones via loud speaker.

I wonder if they will do any requests

03/02/06

American idol makes me laugh every time without fail.

This woman was on there singing with her mouth closed?

She sounded like she had baby badger in her throat!

Try and check it out if you can, it wll make you cry in some places.

27/01/06

That new drama "Prison Break is fantastical"

Its slick and edgy, I’m hooked already you should check it out.

I can’t wait for the new series of 24! Agent Jack Bauer is back people.

If you don’t know about the show get to know!!!!

Catch you in a week

20/01/06

Arrrrrhhh Remember that woman from the 1st of December, you know "pinch punch 1st of the month?"

Well she caught up with me again in the shopping centre and tried to chat me up again!

When I told her that we met before, she played ignorance!

And told me about her being a minx again! Being a gent i had to play along.

The saga continues...... (You can stop laughing now)

13/01/06

Its award season in the states got to love it especially when they get a comedian as a host/presenter.

Always adds some spice or uncomfortable silences to the show!

I’m looking to be in LA this summer for an acting course as I’m that serious about my craft.

"If not now when?”

01/01/06

Happy New Year to you and yours!

Blimey last year went faster than a crack addict to an all you can sniff competition!

Lets home this year is a good one and you get what you want out of it.

Me my, myself & I will be going at it full strength, lay the ground work for this year and ride high from 2007 onwards!!!

Everybody has a dream, depends on what you do with it!

30/12/05

What is it about the sales that make us grown up folk act like kids in an adventure playground?

If you don’t know what im talking about go to a Next sale @ 5am in the morning, ive never seen ladies act so mad

22/12/05

The Carry on laughing crew are simply classic comedy icons that will never be forgotten.

I watched a few of the movies that were screened over the holiday season, and it still has so much laughter and slapstick in it.

I feel a DVD box set purchase coming on.

 

16/12/05

British comedy awards hosted by Jonathan Ross (woss) lol

I enjoyed the awards this time round it was good to watch especially the bit where Chris Evans announced take and the camera switch to a rather uncomfortable looking Robbie Williams.

It turned out to be David Walliams and Matt Lucas in costume LOL, got to love it.

 

My main aim now is to get myself ready to be in 2006’s British comedy awards, its all or nothing this year.

 

08/12/05

I hate bad news especially when it’s happened to a good person.

Richard Pryor sadly passed away over the weekend, was the greatest comic legend that there was.

There will be no one like him for sometime to come; he will always be my number one comic hero and a great influence on my craft.

 

Watch “Stir Crazy” it’s one of the best comedy movies in my book.

01/12/05

First of the month and I’ve pulled, LOL not quite!
So I’m sitting @ the bus stop waiting for the bus to Wimbledon and this woman comes up to me and asks me for my hand.

She then grabs it and says pinch punch first of the month and laughs. (This doesn’t happen in London town?)

Had a bit of a conversation with her till the bus came where decided to tell me in her young days she was called Minnie the minx! (I’m cracking up here) and I better not tell my girlfriend (not that I have one)

Morale of this story is that the woman in question was 86years old and was funny. (and for you little Brittan people out there DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! LOL)

26/11/05

This cold weather is one mean mother! They say it’s our coldest yet!

Now that this country has 24hr drinking it’s going to be a lethal cocktail, for those who are not one with the bottle. (I.e. you can’t handle ye liquor)

I guess that there will be a load of those Police action stop shows on TV, you know the ones where a camera crew follows the police around a chav town for the night.

It can make for some interesting viewing @ some points comedy LOL.

Sadly George Best has died, in my books he will always be a legend regardless of his off pitch movements.

 

19/11/05

Given the opportunity to be an extra for a film called the coming Home shot by a group of students from the London Film School.

It was shot on 35mm film (oh yes just like in the movies)
Needed to gain some first hand experience as to how the film/movie process is done.

The shot had a 07:30am meeting @ Liverpool street station on a Sunday!

Made it to the shoot ok and on time, picked up a few ideas I will use for my movie short.

I'd like to thank Devis & Masha fir the opportunity.

 

12/11/05

I was invited to audition for the New Renault Clio advert, which has a cool comedy edge to it.

All in all it was a good audition; funny thing was dancing in front of camera whilst all these people going for the same job are watching you LOL.

Some of the guys where puzzled to my crazy dance moves, must have thought I was doing a rain dance!
(Momma ain’t raising no suckers)

 

05/11/05

Fireworks night it is! Thing is in south London it’s always fireworks night, because loud noises sirens are common place down here LOL.

Just remember stop drop and roll if you’re on fire, because if you don’t the lease on your soul will expire...!

I’ve been putting together more material for my stand up and comedy short, which has now been named “In the Cut".

 

29/10/05

 Got my copy of Batman Begins on 2 Disc DVD! as he's in my all time favourite super hero it had to be done.

 Christian Bale, Id like to say well done and thank you for bringing Batman to where he truly belongs and doing the film justice!

I had a look @ the 2nd disc and saw the work that the whole film team put into the movie, well done . ITS A BLOOMIN FANTASTIC MOVIE!

Sure glad we moved onto DVD from video as I'm going to watch it over -and-over again!

 

22/10/05

 My my my....I just watched the running man on TV! Mr Schwarzenegger I salute you ! Loved every moment of it including the quirky retro clothing and dancing.

 One of the funny bits is when Arnold is being chased by a baddie called Dynamo, his costume is basically 2 packs of Woolworth's Christmas tree lights and an adult size nappy from Huggies.

All this and he's singing opera whilst he's chasing you down LOL.

I have to add that to the DVD collection

 

22/10/05

 Ladies and gents I never thought it would happen....! I saw an early Clint Eastwood movie and he was singing throughout the movie?

 It was crazy I never would have believed it if you told me, all in all it was a good western with a twist meaning it didn't play to the usual stereo type of gun fights gun fights and more gun fights.

There's a splash of comedy in there you have to see it.
The film was called "Paint your wagon" circa 1969.

 

15/10/05

Came across some of my dads old TV recordings on video. Saw classics like The Equaliser, The professionals and Minder!

WoW that took me back watching them, shame there's only a handful of programmes nowadays that maybe called future classics

We need more originality and likable characters like back in the day. (but without ripping it off....!)

08/10/05

I watched a TV programme on BBC 1 presented by another one of my Heroes Bruce Forsyth. It traced the origins of Salsa and Latin dance

It was really good to watch and pick up a few dance moves. Bruce Forsyth has still got it, he made me laugh throughout. Bruce's dance moves are still there its really cool to be a child and she him dance and grow up and still see him dance in the same way.

p.s. His wife is one beautiful woman who knows how to shake her ass off.....!

01/10/05

Pinch punch first day of the month and no returns.com. I was watching Takeshi's castle on challenge TV, its a Japanese games show which puts its contestants through a series of sports activity's @ the cost of the player.

You have to see it , I cant begin to count the amount of times I've cried with laughter!

One day I will journey to the far east and run the gauntlet that is Takeshi castle!

I've started the skeleton for my comedy film that im planning to do a short for first in summer next year 06!

Hopefully if that hot new director James Goodenough will take the helm and film it.

I know it will be a great laugh with good picture quality and direction.

 

21/09/05

 I was watching the Biography channel and was lucky enough to catch one of my heroes on it, the man himself Mr Benny Hill.

 It was a real eye opener with a good insight into his life, from a relative unknown to the legend he is now.

 If I can be half as good as Benny Hill that would be an achievement in my books.

 

16/09/05

 I cant believe it.com! there I am writing crazy sketches for my new characters & along comes an advert from a well known pizza company.

 They've made a new pizza called " the Jamaican bombastic  pizza " I'm cracking up now!

 I wonder if it comes with a side order of green leafs rolled up? what will they think of next?

 

09/09/05

 Currently writing some material for a possible stand up gig early next year that I might do?

 So far my material is looking good, but the proof is in the pudding!

 Most of my heroes have done stand up comedy.It would be like a baptism of fire for me, but if its good enough for them its great for me.

 

02/09/05

 Is it me or has the year been going too fast? Just the other day I was singing Happy New year?

 Before you know it , Christmas is here again with re-runs of James bond and Superman on the box.

 And you love it yes!

 

26/08/05

 My my my! Who has been watching X-Factor?

 Its bloody funny, I saw a contestant do an audition with four voices in one song? It was a cross between Papa Smurf, Top cat & Metal Mickey!

Gotta love it!

 

19/08/05

 Right so I've got my new gadget the  Nokia 6680, why did I get this you ask? because you can watch full length movies on it

 Don't know about you, but I'm going to cram it up with comedy clips and films.

 So if you see me on the train or bus laughing @ my phone, it's not because I'm watching blue movies or the latest celebrity sex tape LOL.

 

12/08/05

 OK so I had to see the remake of Charlie and the Chocolate factory staring Johnny Depp.

 

The film is a visual delight, and Johnny Depp makes me laugh in some parts of the movie, its a good stab at the original but in my opinion the 1971 version is the best.

 

Firstly Gene Wilder is a comic genius, if you haven't seen Willy Wonka & the Chocolate factory you don't know what you're missing!

 

04/08/05

 Had a phone call from T4 asking permission to use my Hip-Hop Santa in one of their shows towards the end of the month.

 I will keep you updated on this, fingers-crossed all goes well

 

30/07/05

 Watched back to back episodes of the A-team! Now call me crazy but that show still rocks. 

 

Who do you know that can make something from nothing and still look cool?

 If anyone can the A-team can. Now imagine if they had IKEA?

 

18/07/05

 Went to the Fantastic 4 film premier in Leicester Sq. The film is actually quite good, had my reservations but I do recommend it!

 By the way Jessica Alba was present and yes ladies and gentle men she looks even hotter in person.